Law Of Queue
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law Of Telephone
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
Law Of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law Of The Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law Of The Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law Of Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Law Of The Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
Law Of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Universal law Of Love:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
First law Of Love:
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.
Second law Of Love:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.
Third law Of Love:
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals!